sneakydeaky quiztime (XI)

Saturday is natterday, eat and get fatterday. It's also the day for..............

SNEAKYDEAKY QUIZ XI

Hello, and welcome to this special edition of the quiz, and after three (YES THREE!) mails last week complaining that the quiz is too tough, you guys out there have finally broken my will. So let's just get on with this week's edition, and the prize will go to THE FIRST person who writes in with a 10/10 score.

And what's the prize? Very simple, it's ONE MILLION DOLLARS*; no flimflam, no sillystuff, it's show me da munney time. Here we go!!

*just kidding

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1. According to Andres Oppenheimer of the Miami Herald, which of these local leaders is a "Narcissist Leninist"?
a) Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner
b) Hugo Chavez
c) Lula da Silva
d) Fernando Lugo

2. According the the Investor's Business Daily, which of the following countries is living under the despotic rule of a dictator?
a) Venezuela
b) Colombia
c) Chile
d) USA

3. According to the Wall Street Journal, which of the following blows his nose on a handkerchief printed with the image of George W Bush?
a) Michelle Bachelet
b) Alvaro Uribe
c) Hugo Chavez
d) Derek Zoolander

4. According to the Irish Independent, which country helped the IRA in its campaign to take over the world in 1999?
a) Venezuela
b) Bolivia
c) Ecuador
d) Mexico

5. According to Moises Naim, which of the following heads of state eats babies for breakfast?
a) Calderon
b) Fernandez
c) Chavez
d) Bachelet

6. According to Condi Rice, which of the following world leaders smokes crack cocaine every morning?
a) Rafael Correa
b) Hugo Chavez
c) George W Bush (tempted to get this question wrong?)
d) Gordon Brown

7. According to Robert Fung, which world leader has refused the most bribes in 2008?
a) Hugo Chavez
b) Hugo Chavez
c) Hugo Chavez
d) Hugo Chavez

8. According to the Colombian government, which South American president has the number "666" as a birthmark?
a) Klishtina
b) Hugo
c) Lula
d) Alan

9. According to Ricardo Hausmann, which country went bankrupt through mismanagement of oil revenues in 2003...and then 2004....and then 2005....and then 2006... and then 2007, and will certainly go bankrupt in 2008?
a) Venezuela
b) Brazil
c) Peru
d) Mongolia

10. According to the people of Venezuela, which world leader currently enjoys a 66.5% approval rating after 9 years as president and has won two presidential elections and a recall election in those years, all in elections that were universally declared free and fair by the official world bodies overseeing the votes?
a) Hugo Chavez
b) George Bush
c) Gordon Brown
d) Alan Garcia

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Send your answers in to:

otto.rock1 (AT) gmail (DOT) com

Answers out on Wednesday, so until then............

TOODLE PIP!