I 100% agree with Gary and would laugh my silly little head off about how the US rich are so worried about their future if it weren't for the pictures that follow. So Otto offers a fair choice to the nine million people officially counted as millionaires in the USA (year 2004):
2. Shut the F*** up one time.
PS: I don't know about you, but that picture from Peru with the two boys posing so carefully for the photo damn near breaks my heart.