From Reuters (via twitter) eleven minutes ago at time of writing:
18:02 31Jul11 RTRS-S&P 500 STOCK INDEX FUTURES
JUMP 15.5 POINTS AS MARKET OPENS
The paymasters have told their minions to stop the BS and vote something that won't cost them money. The end.
Update: Market Narrative leaves this link in the comments section to show how wonderful he really really is. And oh of course he's wonderful and to otherwise think is to badly know him.
Update 2: Just wondering to myself how long I can look at that update 1 without correcting the deliberate mistakes. Gawd, it's ugly.
UPDATE 3: Then there's this: