Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are breaking up, apparently

Oh, and here's the S&P futures chart. It's 6:05pm Sunday local time here and the index futures have just opened. We're now off over 10% in the last two sessions.

Gold's at U$1691 right now, too. But please... spare a thought for Justin.

UPDATE: S&P futures now at 1179, which is 12 spots above that open you see there. This is good, so we can now concentrate fully on the Teen Choice Awards ceremony tonight without worrying too much about world financial dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom