Special message for readers Roger Mac and KF

Dear Roger Mac & KF (yeah, you)

It's been two weeks since I got back to you and explained, in the nicest way possible, into which bodily orifice you could stick your demands. In the spirit of the same niceness (ahhh, remember that song KF?) I'm writing this little missive to ask you whether you're going to bother writing back soon. If you do then nothing further has to appear on the blog. If you don't, names get named and a whole series of fun and frolics can then be enjoyed. After all, you might think it's perfectly natural to just leave people in limbo on such matters, however those of us with good judgment and moral compasses that work don't and will make a point of taking crudballs to task. 

So, a simple deal: Reply with your decision and it goes no further. That's more than fair under the circumstances, so RSVP, dudes!

Lots of love, Otto

(ps: you have a week)