Questions for our time, Jaguar Mining (JAG) (JAG.to) edition

1) Why do fools fall in love?

2) Is it true what they say about Dixie?

3) Will the world end on December 21st 2012?

4) Is this the chart of a stock that's under a $9.30/share takeover offer?

5) How long until the market calls bullshit on market bullshitters?

Answers on a postcard please to:

Anne Elk (Miss)
Behind the Hot Water Pipes
The Gentleman's Rest Room
Minnesota Airport
(wide stance)
USA