We all enjoy a good police report

Especially when it comes with photos. Dateline Venezuela (translated):

"It was 5:20pm when at the end of prison visiting hours, the woman was carrying a suitcase in which the prisoner, García Mendoza Gedinson Jesús C.I. 20589914, was hidden in the prevention area of the Yare II prison. However, at the staircase a guard noticed the physical force the woman was exercising in order to lift the suitcase. Immediately the guard stopped her and on searching the suitcase found the prisoner."