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Apparently, the fate of the 21st century rests on whether two words appear in a short communique that's due out later on today. And apparently equally as important is what replaces them if they aren't there. For your own good, you need someone to tell you how incredibly fucking stupid you all are and I hope it's not just me that's up to the job. I'm off to buy Christmas gifts for a couple of wonderful girls.