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1) Start with U$1,050.
2) Make a custom designed name badge, in style used by restaurant waiters, bar personnel etc. Nothing fancy or expensive, just a tasteful and standard looking name tag.
3) All name tags say the same thing: "Hi, my name is Excuse Me". As there's no typeset changes, a decent wholesaler should be able to do those for a dollar each. You now have a thousand badges.
4) Spend U$50 bagging them into dozens. You now have 83 bags (keep the other four for marketing).
5) Go round restaurants, bars, nightclubs etc and sell each bag for U$50.
6) Look in your pocket, because you now have U$4,150.