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9/15/13

Reasons to become a stock promoter

Just so the IKN position is nice and clearly understood on this:
1) You are dumb.
2) You had serious problems with one or both of your parents as a child.
3) You have yet to consider suicide as a viable option.
4) You actively enjoy swallowing human ejaculate, with a marked preference for the ejaculate that comes from people with a lot of money.
5) You want to be rich but recognize your own innate laziness.
6) You have examined the depth of your soul and are aware that when push comes to shove, you do not care in the slightest about the well-being of other people.
7) You know that society owes you nothing and that you owe nothing to society.
8) All of the above.

Any further questions?